Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).

Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).

by K~ August 10, 2003

seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.

Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010

Season

A word to express to someone that you don't take any crap.
or
To have the same sense of the term "Go Hard" or "Go Ham" meaning to give the situation more than 100%

Did you hear what Shalayla just said to me? I was about to season her!

Oh HELL NAW! I'm about to season these hoes!

by MzMSU June 11, 2009

seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.

Im not Drunk, im seasoned

by VTforever April 30, 2007

Hoodie season

Hoodie season is December in till the end of it and it’s a chance to take your boyfriend hoodie

Hoodie season

by Ashley Ortiz December 9, 2019

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007