Homestar Runner

An armless stick-figure-lookin' guy who talks in a way that is actually understandable.

"Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete." or "Homestar Runner is a stupid crap-for-brains webmaster."

by Sunbun April 15, 2003

running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee

i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

dust runner

anything that looks dusty, old and depleted... like a car or a pair of shoes.

1)That mothafucker had the nerve to come out to the club rockin them dust runners on his feet.

2)I hate ridin in that chump dealers dust runner.

by Frank, kevin, and chris July 4, 2006

plate runner

A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.

Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.

by stevos skater balls January 18, 2007

Off and running

Crazy

did you see that girl standing in the public square warning people about doomsday? She was off and running

by Pusshead June 6, 2015

running man

1)A half ass version of skanking in which somebody actually thinks they are skanking but they're doing a dance called the "running man"
2)Somebody who doesn't know how to skank!

1)Look at that fake ass hipster doin the running man,lets go push him over.
2)That aint no rude boy, thats just some fake ass running man.

by Cuntz and Bluntz December 5, 2009