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Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
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Reverse Uno

This blocks any kind of roast (including no u). It can be said by a person, but also brought out with a reverse uno card.
Person 1: Ur mom gae lel
Person 2: No u
Person 1: *brings out reverse uno card*
Person 2: Oh no, i'm adopted
by Aquaffinity August 19, 2019
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Reverse Panda

The act of wearing sunglasses while out in the sun resulting in having an awkward looking tan where you've been tanned on every part of your body except for around your eyes.
Guy 1: Dude you have a reverse panda!
Guy 2: Shit!
by sacksmoker June 2, 2014
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Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.
David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Reverse Groundhog

A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."
by Hilbeah Albion December 2, 2010
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reverse prariedog

Pushing your finger into someone's anus through their clothing, pushing the clothing inside of the anus. Like a wedgie, only better.
Omg dude my gf wouldn't stop nagging me so I reverse prariedogged her.
by mhmm1 September 29, 2014
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Reverse Mormon

A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.
Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.
by Kuaile August 9, 2018
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