by Rodrage October 13, 2023
A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:
1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”
“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019
Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?
A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
by anonymouschickk April 01, 2011
In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.
by Shadykay March 27, 2024