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Nose Rape

Nose rape refers to the act of inserting one's finger(s) into an unsuspecting persons nostril.

The act of nose raping has transformed into a 21st century urban extreme sport. Similar to sport hunting, the point sport nose raping is to nose rape as many people as possible in creative ways. However, the people you nose rape must be complete strangers to you. Points are earned for successful nose rapes.

In the game of nose rape, it is common for different points to be awarded for a nose rape based on the difficulty of the nose rape. For example, a common nose rape point system is: 1 pt for single nostril nose rape, 2 pts for double penetration nose rape (DPNR), 3 pts for nose raping someone while they are in their car at a stop light, a cashier at a store who is ringing you up, or a bouncer at a bar. Any point system can be developed, so the above is just an example.
Nose rape, or the act of violation of someone's nostrils with one's fingers, is a serious matter. A recent survey of American college students indicates that 1 out of 5 college students will be nose raped before they graduate. Although the act of nose rape may only last a few seconds the emotional scars last a lifetime.
by turdfurgusson December 16, 2011
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Ghost Rape

When a man gets an erection and doesn't know why.
Sorry teach I can't stand up I was just Ghost Raped
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poop rape

The act of sticking your penis into a hot steamy piece of freshly dropped excrement, must be well formed and freshly crapped. Not possible with diarrhea, may hurt your penis if tried.
I jizzed last night when I poop raped Justin,s turd.
by Justin Barbados November 21, 2013
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rapestroy

To rape and destroy and the same time, usually used in context with an online game in which one person completely and totally pwns another.

Usually associated with gibbing
Man I just Rapestroyed that guy in TF2 last night.
by Wormsramongus December 8, 2007
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Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.
He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.
by bdb2h April 11, 2008
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rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to
Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.
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rape

When someone forces you to have sex with them, mostly violently.
Bob: Hey you wanna play rape?
Mickey: No!
Bob: That's the spirit!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021
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