Parched

When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.

Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

ParchedRaptor66

best gamer alive a freak in the sheets and will clap anyone's cheeks ;)

ParchedRaptor66 can clap my cheeks

by Troy6969 October 31, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Parcheesi

A formal apology; depending on context, can be used as "apologize," "apology," etc.

"My Grandfather just died."
"My sincerest parcheesies"

by Cheesi November 14, 2022

Parched

Being exceedingly eager to get something, and thus licking the arse of your manager to achieve something.

Often a place in the starting line up if you are Cédric Soares.

The Japanese fans clearing up after their emphatic world cup victory was parched.
Cedric Soares will often try to get in the starting line up through his parched behaviour to Mikel Arteta

by cenglish December 3, 2022

Parcheesary

when someone acting in a homosexual manor that pisses you off but its chill cause they wearing socks.

The origin of this word comes from the board game parcheesi and refers to the part in the game when your game piece is sent back to home base instead of continuing its journey around the board

damn bro your parcheesary finna make me act up

(game piece is sent back to start) dang thats some parcheesary right there

by cheese boi December 7, 2022