Prison for Destiny

Hurray!

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo

prison bacon wing kiddy fiddler

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Prison Flex

Prison Flex: An abundance of high-status items hoarded in prison to display prestige and comfort, including luxury trainers, the latest smartphones (such as the newest iPhone), multiple bottles of shampoo or shower gel, premium tobacco, branded clothing, electronics like hi-fi systems and TVs, and commissary items like noodles and sweets in abundance.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube video, and this prisoner had a massive TV, and proper top-notch trainers! He had more food than I've got at home!
Frank: Prison flex is all well and good, bruv, but the real flex is freedom!
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025

Prison Bush

Upon a man's release from jail/prison and he has not trimmed his pubes the entire time he was locked up you will note excessive and horribly long/thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck, face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.

ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.

BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.

by Val Visitingroom January 1, 2026

The Prison Drill

An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".

Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!

by Ruddy Duck February 6, 2012