pre cum dripple

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion

don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.

by mydasx January 7, 2006

pre-life crisis

The situation regarding the realization that the care-free years of life are gone and repetitive responsibility lies ahead; occurs mainly during the pre-job, post-collegiate years.

So, Joe, are you ready to get out of college?
Not really, I'm in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

by Joe Steinbronn December 3, 2005

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012

pre life crisis

The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone.

Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.

by TFS August 11, 2005

pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.

Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."

by Arbag May 28, 2011

Pre-Game Nut

the act of cumming before an event in order to mentally and physically prepare and/or relax yourself for aforementioned event.

Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.

"Hey man are you nervous about giving that speech?"
"Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"

by Swag_Boi_Toni August 15, 2017

Pre-loaded Stimulus

New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.

We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.

by TrudeauMustGo December 6, 2020