plumelam

used to describe any and all plumbing/bathroom problems everywhere caused by anyone named Pamela whether or not she was there

The plumber said the overflowing toilet was just another plumelam, since "that Pamela used it SIX months ago"!

by pamelamb December 15, 2010

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Plum Party

When someone you know is having a pity me day. Plum stands for Poor Little Undeserving Me.

Sandy: John keeps complaining about how hard school is!
Alexis: You don't want to get mixed up in that Plum party.

by CrankyBitch0420 October 15, 2010

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When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.

Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....

by Evil Santa October 18, 2010

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Plumgician

an occupation where one is both a plumber and a magician. originally coined by bass player Hunter Burgan

Dude, I saw want to be a plumgician when I grow up. Ya know, fix the pipes and do a few magic tricks.

by Field Playa November 10, 2010

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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

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Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012

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