peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022

Emma Peters

the nicest mean person you've ever met , will hold the door open for you but will call you out on your bullshit , will always let you go through the door first but will call you an uncultured swine

friend 1 : damn you're such an Emma Peters
Emma Peters : gee thanks ...

by lilbucket273 June 16, 2021

Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!

Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬

by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

peter-whopper

when a man has such a small penis that their ballsac sags below their tip

i walked in on my boyfriend today in the bathroom. unfortunately for both of us he has the smallest peter-whopper ive ever seen

by naziblueeyes82 November 1, 2009