parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins

I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night

by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.

I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!

by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023

Perkin

"Perkin".
Significant Chilean word like dumb, stupid or something related to offend.

Sometimes it can be used as something friendly, but mostly it is used as an insult.

"Soi´ terrible perkin aweonao."

by wisqask August 23, 2023

peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 27, 2024

Peking

The outdated spelling of Beijing.

I went to Peking recently.

by manoftheweirdwords August 5, 2024

Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork

I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom

by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024