Club penguin memes

A bunch of cancer

Oof club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo June 3, 2018

Penguin

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.

they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.

"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"

by HungryP3n9u1n. March 5, 2025

Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Penguin

An evil bird...

My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".

by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014

Penguin

a cool bird who can slide on snow and ice like nothing, will kill you on sight.

Penguins have took over the world.

by UkieHacker March 10, 2021