paint your date

When a guy busts a rather large load all over a girl after sex.

It is to be used in reference and mockery to Fraternity/Sorority date parties themed and named "paint your date"

A guy cums all over you - especially more than normal...

you say:

"What is this, paint your date?"

by price is right September 26, 2010

paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)

eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts

by michael foolsley October 28, 2012

Paintable

When a girl's ass looks so damn good that it is referred to as a work of art

"You see that Paintable Ass nigga"

"I'll go all Da Vinci on that"

by Pair of Bosses November 2, 2013

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.

I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.

by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017