farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

in my pants

An immature term, in which you say when your in an odd period of time.

Or you can begin with "your mom"

A:Please remain seated while the bus is in motion
B:Please remain seated while your mom is in motion, in my pants.

by Jeff Wright November 04, 2003

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 21, 2004

Pants Fucked

When the lady's area isn't ready, so the guy simply fucks her through her pants.

Billy and Susie are making out and things got intimate.

Billy "I want to have sex with you"
Susie "No..."
Billy *takes his pants off and gets a handy from Susie while making out"
Billy "Can i atleast finger you?"
Susie "No, my area isn't really ready"
Billy is too horny so while his dick is out and is getting a handy he acts like he is fucking Susie while she has her pants on. Ending with susie being "Pants Fucked"

by Cap'n N Head March 06, 2011

Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

by The tard pants definitioner April 14, 2009

penguin pants

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.

A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?

by P. Pants March 28, 2008

Pants Casserole

A type of warm, brown, trouser intrusion. Typically steamy and full bodied. A rich and sometimes creamy trouser stew.

Contrasts with Suit-pants Souffle.

Tom: hmm... what is that funky smell?
Jimmy: Oh, Hi Tom. That would be my Pants Casserole I've been baking all morning.

by jimbob pant pants April 07, 2009