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The Ankha Position(s)

The Ankha Position(s) is when you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things the Cat did to the villager
Frank:dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position(s)
Tom:Bro,that’s some furry shit,I don’t know if I should say cool,or be weirded out.
by The gayest clown July 15, 2022
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a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting
"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"
by Rat Tie January 12, 2009
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 8, 2008
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positionality

A fake word that Stanley L. Lloyd made up.
"Hey Pat, what is your positionality on this issue?" - Stanley

"Positionality is not a word..." - Patrick

(Stanley begins crying)
by pReimherr February 4, 2009
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Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006
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the "L" position

The best sex position known to man created by Nick Cortese the sex god to aceive full body orgasms in less then 6.0021 seconds.
yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!
by NOT Nick Cortese June 23, 2011
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