Poo Melter

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.

Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"

by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 9, 2012

Patty Poo

Very cute person

Pikachu is such a patty poo.

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012

disappointing poo

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.

'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'

by Lizbien June 11, 2016

Socky-poo

When your daddy think's you're pretty.

My name, my name is Socky-poo. My daddy says I'm pretty.

by xXx_BluCrabRDyin_XxX August 11, 2016

Tang Poo

An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.

Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.

by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022