real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!

by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010

Ignorant person

an ignorant person is somebody who does something that isn't smart. Like calling someone a name or just plain out being a douche.

Look at that Tim being stupid! What an ignorant person!

by NotTimeRiley December 8, 2010

Short Person Syndrome

When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.

"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.

by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010

people person

A term used to describe someone who has no discernable skills. Often used by the person themselves it situations such as a job interview.

I am a people person, and would make a good team leader.

by stev3r May 5, 2006

Tall Person Energy

When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life

“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”

“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”

“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”

by NeelG March 25, 2019

Real Person

A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.

Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.

or

I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.

by MEGGILY August 5, 2010

The Person Above You

The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.

Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?

Dude 2 - Totally!

by Jared O August 16, 2008