Penis

Slang or nick name for someone who is worthless at their job, and who's existence in the work place could be overlooked.

Hey, fuck you penis. Or Colt is a penis

by TwatMasterNuttSack February 28, 2019

Penis

-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.

-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!

-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.

-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!

by Diako Ak. March 4, 2019

Penis

a mans genitalia

“Dude my penis is so big, I bet you it’s bigger than a pickle!”

“Nah, my penis is bigger.”

by Hibiych March 24, 2019

PENIS

A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.

OMG LOOK AT HIS MASSIVE PENIS.

by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019

Penis

The ultimate battle weapon not to be confused with pen or is. Often used by lesbians as a dildo.

A: I love penis

B:Oh yeah I bought one off Amazon yesterday but I haven't tried it out yet.

by EpicPenisManIsAwesome March 27, 2019

Penis

A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.

Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*

by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019

Penis

Two sailers and one captain

Damn, He has a huge penis

by niggas niggered that nigger April 1, 2019