Midnight oil 

Noun. Midnight oil means male semen. Comes from the fact that male semen is ejaculated usually by nighttime in shadily fashion and from its thicky, oily appearance.

You better watch your back, Annabelle. That guy is always ready to inject some midnight oil into unsuspecting p****es.

Oaah, I spruitted my Midnight oil!

Midnight oil by Pano Emporio August 5, 2009

Midnight Oil 

Working on a mechanical object through the nighttime.

Well, looks like we have to get this hooked up before sunrise, gonna be burning some midnight oil on this one.

Midnight Oil by Southmetrojudge August 19, 2017

evening primrose oil 

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

evening primrose oil by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013

extra virgin oil 

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

extra virgin oil by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Arabian Oil Rig 

When 69ing, and male is on top, and has a serious case of diarrhea. Suddenly he has to take a shit really bad, and when he lets it go it pours off of his ass onto the female's face.

OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.

Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.

Arabian Oil Rig by cr33p1ngdeath November 5, 2009

castor oil plant 

a plant that makes stinky smegma.

Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!

Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what

castor oil plant by your name is NOT being used by July 13, 2010

striking oil 

The definition of striking oil is when the dirty bitch go's on all fours and spreads her ass hole open and squirts a hell of a lot of lube up that ass. Then the horny mother fucker approaches the lubed up ass hole and plow that bitches hole until she makes a ummpphh sound and a whole lot of brown shit and lube squirts out of her ass hole like a fucking hose. Then you punch that bitch in the face and take a hot steamy shit on her face.

Dude I saw bobby striking oil with lafonda

Bro no way I finna wanna strike oil will you plow my ass

Dude fersure!

striking oil by DatHellarFunny September 16, 2011