by Inspired Capybara April 11, 2025

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!
by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

an organizational state in which employees are talented enough to save management, yet management is not talented enough to save the organization.
Pam feared that Dunder Mufflin was in ole; Jim’s heroic paper sales on the final day of Q4 had saved Michael in time for the annual board meeting.
by automatics November 2, 2021

by Jaytbar1127 May 26, 2011

"dude check out this box i made!"
"dude. more like DUMB you made! ... You see what i did thar?"
"Oh, i see. the ol' loopdy-doop."
"dude. more like DUMB you made! ... You see what i did thar?"
"Oh, i see. the ol' loopdy-doop."
by The Sandman141 November 17, 2009

by The Kindled February 9, 2018
