Mortuusequusphobia

Ur here from the snapchat story boi

Boi has Mortuusequusphobia

by Sushi556 January 3, 2018

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Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

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mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018

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Morton

A foul beast that is rumored to reside at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Urban legends dating back to the early 1970s claimed throwing camera tripods into the ocean could summon him.

Have you heard that creepy Morton story? I hear he got 3 photographers last summer...

by 69pussy420destroyerxx May 30, 2019

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That school in Cicero that's only for students in their first year of high school. The population consists of 94% Mexicans, 4% blacks, 2% whites, most of which will become some of the most deadbeat people one could ever meet. A large portion of these will flip their shit if you even step a foot within their crusty-ass Air Force Ones. These kids are usually the people to go to if you want some cheap weed or easy and mediocre pussy. It's a real easy place to get drugs and get laid, though the pussy kinda sucks. Many of the students enjoy posting the most pointless pictures on Snapchat and Instagram, which you should stay away from if you're actually a person with productive activities to be doing, but if you're going to school then that's real fucking unlikely. Many adults will talk about this school like it's such a healthy learning environment for the students or whatever the fuck, but it's not. The people you can blame range from Larry Dominick to the teachers who, for the most part, don't give a flying shit about properly teaching the students. Some of the teachers are genuinely cool people that you can have a proper conversation with, but most teachers are not like this at all. Basically, it's a place filled to the brim with some of the most degenerate people you will ever meet, most of the teachers are corrupt and don't give two fucks about the students, and it's pretty easy to get sucked into the deadbeat lifestyle yourself if you really want to.

Just passed by the Morton Freshman Center, some 5'3 Mexican kid with acne and scuffed Jordans just tried to square me up with his group of phonies.

by Thorfinn Karlsefni March 26, 2020

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