Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.

Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...

by JagLone November 17, 2017

Milt MILF

Basically a MILF but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.

Cheaper to run , funner to bum give her a fiver and she will make you cum.

Kurt - "Hey, milt milf give us a ride!"
Milt - "Ok fiver, hop on"
Kurt - "YES!Sweet"
Tom - "Seconds please"
Milt - "£2.50 each, you can both ride me!"

by Rahj January 20, 2008

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

dog milf

A mother of dogs who you want to fuck

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf

by oop215 September 4, 2021

west side east midleons

the name of a urban group in the west side of the east midlands. it can be put into an action by withdrawing the thumb of the right hand and crossing the two middle fingers of the right hand to form a "W". Then as the member of the gang or the public do this action they tip the hand to form an "E" then an "M" (to the onlooker). All this is done whilst saying westside east midleo'ns(midlands in a french accent). the french accent is derrived form the rumurs that there are french members in the gang

Yo mo fo! I is from the West side East Midleons

by James Watson December 8, 2004

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020

MILF

‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.

by pwvl January 21, 2011