middleburg special

Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her

YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.

by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018

Middle school

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.

“ Middle school is a living hell.”

by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018

Middle Class Kardashians

People who act like and think they are Kardashians, but lack the funds.

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.

by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Madden Fatigue

noun - To be extremely fatigued from playing the EA Sports video game "John Madden NFL Football," This can happen after playing a series of either the Ultimate Teams MUT H2H, or a series of "Weekend League" Games.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.

viewer 1: Mayzomatic threw 4 picks that game, hes ass
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right

by Stinky Toe February 3, 2021

Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021