Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 3, 2004

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008

Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011