Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Fluff on the Muff

When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.

Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.

by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006

Fluff Muff

A fluffy muffin

I bought a chocolate Fluff Muff

by Katherine Hicks August 21, 2003

muff masher

a man who slams his fist, head, or genitals into the vagina of an unsuspecting female

Jon was a muff masher as he rammed his head into her cooch

by Someonecreepy December 21, 2008

(shini muff )

A stinky jewish prostitute.

hitler fucked all the (shini muff )s and killed them

by sam holmer January 23, 2009

muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

ear muffs

A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.

ear muffs - not applicable

by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010