MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 21, 2010

miff

This word is usually used o symbolise something that is REALLY gross...

Ew... that pile of cotch is so miff

Did you see that wart! Miffilistic! (that's a whole new word)

by xXJessXx March 14, 2007

Mifferz

A young deviant hellbent on self-violation and tentacle anime.

by Rabbi Bonsu May 14, 2003

milf'n

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman

v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."

by x10leah27x August 28, 2011

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 24, 2014

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf May 4, 2016

Milf Tea

When things are getting hot in the bedroom with that kid from Xbox Live's mom, you dip your male features in and out of her mouth like a tea bag until she is completely steeped in your tea.

Man, I totally got some milf tea from Timmy's mom. Now where's my Xbox...

by JagLone November 17, 2017