Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick?
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Next is #5: To save people from twisted death tournament. Like Alice in Borderland. That shit was metal. 'It's the only way I knew how to save you...' Metal. Awesome reason to kill everybody. Very sad. Tragic even.
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. Fuck everything, give me party brooo ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.
And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. Fuck everything, give me party brooo ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.
And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
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