para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

teen literature

A book that is officially directed towards teens as a marketing strategy to draw in forty-year-old mothers.

Many local mothers hang out in the Teen Literature section of the bookstore after dropping their children off at daycare.

by Legitimate Nomenclature March 3, 2015

body literacy

1. The knowledge that comes from the ability to chart the signs of the menstrual cycle and understand your own fertility
2. The knowledge to make informed choices about your own reproductive health and method of birth control

Wow, she has so much body literacy. Look at that how well she charted her cycle using the fertility awareness method!

by learntochart April 9, 2019

a literal mug

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon

a literal mug

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

English Literature

A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.

I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.

by Skyrush August 29, 2022

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015