A limp dick or flaccid penis.
After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024
Get the Lazy Richardmug. When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.
Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.
by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019
Get the Poop lazymug. Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Get the Lazinessmug. by Cass1234 November 22, 2019
Get the Kathleen Lazymug. Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
by hbat66 September 26, 2009
Get the lazy complimentmug. When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
Get the lazy teabaggingmug. by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021
Get the Lazy Mustangmug.