Luke

first to leave the discord call like a punk
Ugly and smelly
Really STINKY!!! EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cats HATE HIM

Luke: If I was a woman I'd let you get me pregnant.
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

Luke

Luke is an amazing man, mostly white and tall, blue eyes like the sky and black hair like a negro.Typically a soft spoken man who can pull any hoe.

Katelyn- “Hi luke, long time no see, eyes keep getting me flustered”

Luke-“STFU”

by BranTheHandyMan November 5, 2023

Luke

Luke is a funny person, who will make everyone laugh. He is willing to do anything for the person he loves most. He is never afraid to tell people how much he loves them. He has the most beautiful eyes that sparkle when you look into them. He complains a LOT about stupid things. He is always there to listen and make you laugh. He will randomly start singing, but does not have a good voice. In fact, your eardrums will burst when you hear his song. He has really bad music taste, but judges yours even when it's way better than his. He hasn't seen any of the classic movies that most people SHOULD have seen at least once in their life. He needs to watch all of those movies, because he lacks cinematic education. He will stay up late texting the important people to him, and will ruin his sleep schedule if he really cares about you. He often falls asleep randomly and doesn't tell anyone he is going to sleep. He is a very athletic person and super fast when he runs. He will remember the little things about you, even when you forget you told him.

Person 1: "Did you see Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's so fine."

by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023

Luke

Luke's are utterly lovely! He has a heart and soul of gold! He is a deep thinker, and is so ridiculously adorable! He is a hopeless romantic at heart, and so easy to love and so worth loving! He is a sassy goof as well (although he perpetually denies it). He loves musicals, board games, and has a deep sarcastic streak! He also has a love for adventure and discovery. Luke is beautiful inside and out! He has an incredible desire to love, protect and serve those around him. He knows his mind and will speak the truth. He can also be serious and present when the time calls for it. Time with him will fly by in a flash of delight and laughter and you won't want the time together to end. If you meet a Luke, you are one incredibly fortunate individual, don't take him for granted! Cherish and respect your time with him! If you have a Luke in your life, you're a lucky one :)

Who doth be that handsome man yonder? Oh, he doth hath to be a Luke! :)

by E.J. Starling November 23, 2023

Luke

complete fucking retarded furry

Luke is a complete fucking retard

by FusedThe December 4, 2023

Luke

The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.

Select Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, He/Them, She/Them, Luke/Penner, Prefer not to say, other.

by daturtle555 December 11, 2023

Luke

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr

What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure

by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023