Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

lalesh

Lalesh is the biggest b on planet earth it even messures her ass, unfortenently not a bunda doe.

do you know what goes with a dry pancake maple sauce, aha perfect gift idea for a lalesh !

lalesh doesnt have a bunda

by anonymous September 18, 2021

too lated

verb,mistake,noun, something that could've been avoided, had you had forsight.

im sorry i came in your mouth, my bad I too lated. I saw the cop car too late, I too lated.

by not yoko, broccoli rob June 25, 2008

Business Late

when you are only a few minutes early or on time for a meeting instead of being early...it can also be applied when you are less than 15 minutes early (referring to the old expression "if you are 10 minutes early than you are 5 minutes late")

I was business late for my interview. Showed up right at 5 of.
-or-
We made reservations for 9 will try to arrive business late.

by Dr. Breeze April 8, 2011

Church of Late Duederotofme

The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant

And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme

by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant August 20, 2008

why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

by Elevators115 June 17, 2021

late night

An event, person, place or thing that inspires much awe and is generally considered very very cool and quite unique. amazing sweet

You remember the time we got drunk and rode home in that crazy German guy's cab? That whole evening was totally late night!

by Dek-Du March 24, 2005