r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous

i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

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kenly

kenly is hot ass chick with blonde hair with a nice ass. she is a clout god everywhere she goes and pulls hella hoes. kenly likes good dick and strong alcohol and won’t take anything less. however, she is probably the dumbest person you know but has the best personality ever. everyone should get themselves a Kenly.

Person 1: “You see that hot blonde girl over there?”
Person 2: “Bro that’s my girl Kenly!”

by swizswaznignog April 30, 2019

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kelly and brett

1. A relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s penis and carries it in her pocket.

2. A couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. The male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.

3. A couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy bitch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.

Have you met our new neighbors?
Yeah, I heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
Oh, so they are a total Kelly and Brett couple then.

by utopian reflux December 9, 2008

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