Karen
The woman that is antivax and has 3 kids and comes back to you from high school to sell you the useless essential oils
Karen by Bazinga_mouse March 31, 2020
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Karen
Karen is a mum of 3 blondes, wears acrylics and WILL speak to your manager
After a long day of speaking to managers and posting gym photos, she will drop her kids home from school (in a Volvo) and go to book club to drink wine
WARNING: WILL GIVE YOU FRUIT ON HALLOWEEN
Level: off scale
After a long day of speaking to managers and posting gym photos, she will drop her kids home from school (in a Volvo) and go to book club to drink wine
WARNING: WILL GIVE YOU FRUIT ON HALLOWEEN
Level: off scale
Worker: oh no it’s Karen again
Manager: she already tried to sue me for forgetting to put ketchup next to her fries
Manager: she already tried to sue me for forgetting to put ketchup next to her fries
Karen by Mochi_jendukie_ April 13, 2020
Karen
Karen is the "let me talk to your manager" type of mom who doesn't let her kids go out with their friends even though that's the one thing that she does. Also she is a god damn lier sometimes.
Kid:Mom? can I go out with my friends today? Kid's friend: Hey Karen! Mind if me, him, and his friends go out for a while? Karen: No! I would never let my son go out with you! I want to spend time with my son! 5 minutes later........ Karen: Hey kiddo I'm gonna go out for 3 hours ok? Take care of your brothers ok?
Karen by HuntedVanoss56 April 14, 2020
karen
A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
karen by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020