Juice-a-FUCK-afy

1. To steep fruit in flavored rum overnight for a deliciously fruity beverage the next day.

2. To make a solid object such as fruit, a liquid by bomb/firecracker/meat grinder/punch power and put in rum.

Me: We are going to put that mango in the coconut rum and let it...
Friend: Marinate?

Me: Nah juice-a-fuck-afy it over night.

Friend: That sounds superb.

by Lucky S. June 6, 2011

juiced journalism

something written primarily for shock value

Juiced journalism, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story

by Dagan Cole March 17, 2014

Juice Belly

A big belly resembling a beer belly in typically young adult male that is the youngest child. Caused by permissive parents who spoil the child with lots of sweet treats and minimal work, consequences, or discipline.

I want to see how many times I can hit Ross's big fat juice belly in a minute with this wiffle ball bat.

by MojoRonin July 8, 2017

juuch

A juul mooch. Someone who is in denial of their nicotine addiction, but always asks to hit someone else's juul instead of buying their own.

That girl is such a juuch, she probably owes me a lot of money from using up all of my juul pods.

by juuchqueen April 21, 2018

Juice Pit

The fuck hole of a prostitute, a meth whore or just an all around slut.

Tina is a juice pit. Better wear a sheath.

That prostitute had the worst smelling juice pit.

My juice pit needs service.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Juuse Saros

noun- the cutest little boy in the world, can do no wrong, someone with perfect eyes and an adorable personality

My son is so adorable he is going to be the next Juuse Saros!

by tittey April 11, 2018

Juice Cork

A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.

The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.

My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018