nigger job

When any job is performed very poorly that it almost seems it had to be done by a nigger.

Look at the nigger job performed on my car. It is gonna fall apart any second.

by rocksteady!! February 6, 2008

heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.

Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.

by Brick Riggid November 4, 2009

Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

by Snoophog June 4, 2011

sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.

"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."

by msalt August 27, 2008

good job

A good thing, something lucky or beneficial; typically a British saying.

Maybe it's a good job that I didn't go to that party. I heard it was busted.

by cityondown78 February 26, 2010