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Jessica’s 

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
Jessica’s by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021
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jessica alba 

Another name for the common cold.
Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!
jessica alba by blotind September 14, 2016

jessica alba 

one of the hottest starlets in the world
oh my god its jessica alba

Jessica Alba 

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.
GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
Jessica Alba by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.
jessica jaded is going straight to the top.
jessica jaded by jaia December 31, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.
Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.
Jessica's Ladder by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Jessica Ann 

Jessica Ann's are usually nerdy with a really smart brain and wears thongs and bright bras to school
"Who's that girl with a bright bra under her white shirt?"

"It must be a Jessica Ann "