get into something

have a deep conversation with somebody that you wanna talk to; vent

Hey it’s been a minute let’s get into something

by the guru urban November 9, 2017

Spicetose Intolerant

Allergic to using spices in any and all forms of cooking.

"Lawry's and Cayenne? Are those Ashleigh's newborns names?"
A descriptive word for a certian group of people, originally coined by Robyn A on a Facebook post.

See also: Ghost Cracker, Salt Settlers, Mayosaipians.

Lucy, being spicetose Intolerant, definitely washed her chicken wings with soap before boiling them, served them bare with a side of room temperature ranch.

by Udk_mylife January 18, 2023

Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

by AeroEng July 10, 2010

Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

by Silentius September 27, 2011

trip and fell into a lifeboat

To trip and fall into a lifeboat is to commit a gross dereliction of duty, to behave cowardly after one had accepted a position of leadership.

"I did not abandon my ship and crew, I trip and fell into a lifeboat!"

by Mouth of Babe February 4, 2012

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 16, 2017

turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.

You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.

by Telemarooners December 2, 2019