French Cyclone

Whenever you take a dump into someone's washing machine before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the washing (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the Kansas Dust Storm

Man 1: Dude, when Sam was washing his clothes, I dropped him a French Cyclone into his washer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D

Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!

Man 1: I know!

by legiocaesaris January 1, 2012

Fluent in French

To swear a lot.

Fuck! Sorry, scuse my French

Don't worry, I'm fluent in French

by Dr Dinho July 25, 2013

french army

What's That??? Something that has never and will never exist. Their motto is like Burger King, Have it your way.

In World War II the Germans took over FRANCE in about TEN DAYS

by Nic April 15, 2005

French Ravine

The area of a girl's pelvis that comes in contact with the man's penis when penetration is not allowed, but the man still wants to grind his penis back and forth on her.

A-"How far did you get last night?"
B-"I mean, she's pretty religious so there wasn't any insertion, but it got pretty heavy."
A-"Did you use the French Ravine?"
B-"Hell yeah I used the French Ravine, what the hell else am I supposed to do?"
A-"I hear that's what softcore porn stars do."
B-"Oh yeah, is that what your mom told you?"
A-"Fuck you."

by DJTepid April 23, 2010

French Asthma

I can only catch my breath in snatches

Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs

by ce elle February 5, 2010

french handshake

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

french swordsman

When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis

STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass

by Fr0stNinj4 July 16, 2008