December 1

Ger excited for Christmas bitches

Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳

by E.C xoxox November 20, 2020

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s December 1st

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

November 1

The day you treat your tall friends like royalty

Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1

Short friend: of course mi’lord

by ♡ トウしん ♡ October 29, 2020

.sooyaaa.1

She make the best edits..love her

.sooyaaa.1

by anonymous December 29, 2020

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022