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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
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Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.
Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!
by Boar1 December 20, 2024
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Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".
by Eric Altman January 20, 2026
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Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae

Named after the famed Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village in NYC, the Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae is a unique gay butt sex maneuver. It starts off with the Penetrator coating both moons of the Penetratee’s ass with yellow food dye after which the Penetrator subsequently squirts a can of whip cream into the Penetratee’s ass crack. The Penetrator then coats his penis with chocolate syrup and proceeds to thrust it into the Penetratee's ass using the combination of chocolate syrup and whip cream as lubricant. Upon the Penetrator breaking the seal of the Penetratee’s colon and shooting his load of his boy joy juice in the Penetratee’s gastrointestinal track, the Penetratee cums all over himself and then, playing peek-a-poop, slowly releases a turd emerging from his ass that stops short of retraction thus giving the illusion of a Banana Ice Cream Sundae.
Jimmy stopped by Arthur’s house for an afternoon of gay butt sex and gave Arthur his signature Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae.
by HANDLEWHAT March 21, 2025
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Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.
by Da frequency May 31, 2025
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Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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The act of filling a belly button with ejaculation and left over pieces of scrotum.
Yesterday the Fosse Ardeatine Ice Cream spill was amazing with Lorenzo.
by Tancredi_Toti October 23, 2025
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