my humps 

Worst.

Song.

Ever.

My Humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.

my humps by A respecter of good hip-hop July 11, 2006

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.

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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

Humphrey Bogart by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011

humpty frumpty 

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

humpty frumpty by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty by spen53 May 14, 2018

dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.

Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."

dirty humping by waterlily October 3, 2011

bunny humping 

The act of giving a blow job. A discretionary term for BJ used when in the company of others. It was explained as a women has bunny ears, a bunny nose and a bunny mouth for humping.

Dear would you like to go back to our place for some bunny humping?

bunny humping by Shepp50 April 9, 2017

humpaliscious

1: an older woman of an attractive nature
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round

1: Your mom is totally humpaliscious
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's

humpaliscious by The Bob Show December 4, 2003