hogler

a flaming sex addict. somewhat a necropheliac.

Dude, did you see that hogler the other night? Damn, he was fine.

You might want to keep that hogler away from your dead grandma, Vlad.

by beckyabt January 28, 2008

Micro-holler

When someone tries to holler at someone within 30 seconds or less. A last ditch effort to hook up.

Once the lights came on Brian micro-hollered at anyone he could.

She didn't talk to me all night and then she micro-hollered at me at last call.

by Simon P. Waffle October 18, 2009

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

hooker

Martha Stewart's dream career.

Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.

by shruikan April 5, 2007

hookeresque

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.

When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.

by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008

Hooker Theory

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).

Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?

Donald: Nope.

Steve: How not!?

Donald: Hooker Theory

by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010

Hooker Ice Cream

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

by lelelalalolo May 26, 2010