Happ-E Birthday

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.

I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.

by PrinceOllie May 13, 2009

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.

How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?

by MisterLister November 8, 2010

Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".

Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.

by Cradar131 August 5, 2012

Haptic

Haptic - a sense activated by the physical or virtual tactile quality and feel of an object, material, or fellow creature. Communication by haptic means involves touch and kinesthetics. So playing with food (babies or adults!); making a work (artist) or caressing a sculpture (audience); trailing your fingers across someone's arm or a cat's back all activate this sense and communicate sensation (pleasurable and repulsive) to the one touching (and in sentient beings the one being touched).

Getting a bit of airplay in Academia: Early Childhood, Gaming and the Arts.

Babies squishing a banana are engaging their haptic sense (Early Childhood literature)
I want the audience to go beyond just looking at my work, I wanted to engage people's haptic responses and encourage them to touch, hold and caress my sculptures (Artist)

People taking part in this virtual world will encounter objects and people through haptic and kinesthetic means. They will experience the ability to touch,move and communicate by virtual means. (Gaming)

by Indigo Byrd September 21, 2017

Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!

by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018

Happiness

Happiness is a drug, happiness is what keeps you going in life. If your not happy, there isn't a point of life. Even if happiness is a feeling it's the best thing you'll ever experience. Happiness is watching TV with your family on a late friday night. Happiness is waking up everyday and being able to see the people you love. Happiness is believing someone is out there watching out for you. Happiness is playing video games with your bestfriends. Happiness is giving someone a big hug when you haven't seen them in forever. Happiness is cuddling with the one you love. Happiness is feeling so good that you just start smiling and crying from joy. Happiness is being able to live life with no regrets and being able to forgive anyone who has ever done you wrong. Happiness is being able to accept yourself and the people you love. Happiness is spending Christmas Eve with your family and trying to figure out who your secret Santa is. Happiness is loving yourself. Happiness is not being scared to stand up for yourself. Happiness is screaming as loud as you can on the top of a hill. Happiness is spending thanksgiving with you cousins. Happiness isn't easy to find, but when you find it you'll do anything to keep it there. Happiness is giving your bestfriend advice about the boy she likes. Happiness is not obsessing over one little thing. Happiness is not caring about what others think of you. Happiness is being the best person you can. And if anything I PROMISE you life will get better

This feeling of happiness is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by kunyan1102 July 8, 2020