Google-lectual

A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.

A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".

by 156sbr August 28, 2011

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

Google Docs

Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!

Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Googlecramp

The cramp you get when you fight the urge to look something up straight away.

I want to hit Google & find out who this actor is, but if I do, everyone'll think Im a total nerd. But the urge to do it is so powerful! Ow! I got a Googlecramp!

by Pete1974 April 25, 2007

Google Famous

To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.

Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"

by meowfulcopter May 27, 2009

Google list

Incapable of googling due to ISP related offlinity, you write down every word and phrase that you are unsure of. Strongly associated with students of medicine.

Your soon to be doctor to his childhood friend: "Dude my ISP fucked up again making my google list reach 1000 entries"
Childhood friend: "I guess I have to add stuff to my bucket list then"

by Slick_pricK November 17, 2009

Google challenge

To offer to settle a bet or arguement by using the Google.com search engine.

Think you're right? I Google challenge you!

by drd79 January 4, 2010