French Cyclone

Whenever you take a dump into someone's washing machine before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the washing (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the Kansas Dust Storm
Man 1: Dude, when Sam was washing his clothes, I dropped him a French Cyclone into his washer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D

Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!

Man 1: I know!
by legiocaesaris December 31, 2011
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Fluent in French

Fuck! Sorry, scuse my French

Don't worry, I'm fluent in French
by Dr Dinho July 01, 2013
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french army

What's That??? Something that has never and will never exist. Their motto is like Burger King, Have it your way.
In World War II the Germans took over FRANCE in about TEN DAYS
by Nic April 15, 2005
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French Ravine

The area of a girl's pelvis that comes in contact with the man's penis when penetration is not allowed, but the man still wants to grind his penis back and forth on her.
A-"How far did you get last night?"
B-"I mean, she's pretty religious so there wasn't any insertion, but it got pretty heavy."
A-"Did you use the French Ravine?"
B-"Hell yeah I used the French Ravine, what the hell else am I supposed to do?"
A-"I hear that's what softcore porn stars do."
B-"Oh yeah, is that what your mom told you?"
A-"Fuck you."
by DJTepid April 23, 2010
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French Asthma

I can only catch my breath in snatches
Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs
by ce elle February 05, 2010
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french handshake

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.
by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003
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french swordsman

When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis
STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass
by Fr0stNinj4 January 02, 2007
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