Fat Bait

Fat bait is the extra friend you bring on nights outs in order to distract the extra friends on groups of girls

Hey Nathan, Should we bring Tom as Fat Bait?

by ThisShitIsMyPseudonym September 15, 2016

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

fat ma

Your vagina 🐱

Chill out fat ma, You acting a fool today

by Just TheDefiniton December 2, 2018

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

Fat Day

(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period...its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat...day..

-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the Pepperidge Farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.

-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you

you got for free at your soccer camp...and lets rock

these rolls, baby!

Amelita "eww..whats she wearing?"

Carlos "her sweats and a soccer shirt!"
Amelita "ohhh...."
(together) "FAT DAY!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"

by loompadydoompah March 8, 2010

stupid fat

Coined by Washington DC's DC101's morning Jock, Elliot Seigel, Stupid Fat is a nickname for Brian "Flounder" Schlossburg. He is known for Making his former girlfriend cry on the air. As well as his Saturday night event, Flounder's Mashups, and his Fat Man Run. Smell my face

Elliot - "Hey Stupid Fat! Get over here and Smell my Face!"

by john j. finnerty January 28, 2006