deus ex machina 

as such a angle come to solve problems
i.e a sudden and unexpted turn of events
good or bad

the world needs a deus ex machina

deus ex machina by malcolm kinsuke townsend June 12, 2008

Future Ex Boyfriend 

Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.

Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?

Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.

Future Ex Boyfriend by Beckiiiiiii August 11, 2010

cock sucking ex-boyfriend 

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"

JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators

cock sucking ex-boyfriend by that girl who is prettier than you(mr.tinkles) October 16, 2003

Kings ex 

When somebody of prominent stature or importance no longer is regonized by another person.

Motor Officer pulls over a person, and they explain how they used to be a Firefighter, he stops them and says "King's Ex, here is your ticket and have a nice day"

Jason: There is miss popular
Nick: Kings Ex, Bro she got dropped form the cheer squad

Kings ex by Tactical_Smurf August 5, 2011

Fed-Ex 

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

Fed-Ex by catfight12 January 8, 2009

water ex 

to have sex in a hot tub with your ex's best friend's brother on tuesday with a watermelon flavored condom after six thirty two p.m. eating sour patch kids made in china with chinese babies making shoes watching a porno

me and you on tuesday with water ex

water ex by ketchup sucks August 8, 2009

national ex day 

august 7th

national ex day is soon watch how i grease .

national ex day by hekdjd August 6, 2018