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Charlie Eden

Some 16 year old autistic NONCE who touches up little Bhutanese children whilst fantasising about raping his mongoloid sister, he also supports Everton, and loves getting railed by Wayne Rooney. He currently studies esports at some dodgy six form. Vote Reform UK, BNP, BUF, EDL and Tate. O.R.I.O.N
Charlie Eden got touched up by an Everton fan whilst touching up some 5 year old girl again 🙄
by Seeking March 25, 2025
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Cannon Event

A necessary life event that is typically painful
Cringy teenage fashion choices is a Cannon Event.
by Taeble salt January 26, 2026
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Windows Event Viewer

Windows Event Viewer is like a crystal ball - in most cases, supposed technicians will ask you to check it, but the errors rarely tell you anything, ESPECIALLY if it's hardware related. The only time it ever helps you is to get other people that think they know what they're doing to slam your question into ChatGPT.

It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.
Please check your Windows Event Viewer so that we can see what might be causing the problem.
by Doge 2.0 February 16, 2026
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seminole event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving Florida-based Native Americans.
There have been quite a number of seminole events throughout southeastern-America's history.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
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semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.
In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
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Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025
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Homelander Event

Homelander Event (noun): A hypothetical scenario where a heavily militarized U.S. police officer or federal agent, emulating the psychotic superhero from The Boys, intentionally or not, snaps and fires live rounds indiscriminately into a crowd of civilians.

Context: The term highlights the terrifying convergence of three factors: the influx of military-grade weapons to police departments (via programs like the 1033 program), lowered recruitment standards, and a documented pattern of officers losing composure and using excessive force on crowds (e.g., with rubber bullets during the 2020 protests).
"The way that cop was screaming at us walking past the protest with his finger on the trigger, oof. Could have sworn we were seconds from a Homelander Event."

"Arming federal agents with LMGs is just begging for a Homelander Event; they act like they’re untouchable."
by FluidHistory December 14, 2025
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