sucks-a-dueke

A reference made towards the one particular individual in your fantasy football league who is unable to surpass 2 wins in an entire season.

That team sure "sucks-a-dueke"

by Undefeated October 25, 2009

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

Poppin the Duece

Anal sex

Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy December 3, 2019

American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

by St Julian October 14, 2020

singing a duet with the mayor

To miss a person real or fictional

"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"

by Dale Horgan September 2, 2021

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022