Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010

drinking problem

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)

Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

drinkyourfuckingmilk

Milk and booze loving levihan shipper, also armin's favorite blogger

Girl 1: OMG did u see the way hanji just looked at him?!!!?? Asdfghjkl
Girl 2: calm down and let out ur feels with drinkyourfuckingmilk over here
Girl 1: *gets on tumblr* asdfghjkl!!!
Drinkyourfuckingmilk: I KNOW RIGHT? *DRUNK ASDFGHJKL*

by ZEcowgoesoink May 17, 2014

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

by Yonaton January 3, 2009

foo-foo drink

An alcoholic beverage that is way too pretty or feminine. These drinks are usually characterized by lots of whipped cream, multiple fruit decorations and/or umbrellas. Also, they tend to be low in alcohol content.

My friend Ted really likes foo-foo drinks. He always orders something like a pina colada, strawberry daquri or an appletini. What a puss.

by Lumpy76 December 9, 2005

drill killer

a person who goes into the football drill, and doesnt know what to do, or just doesnt pay attention.

grant munday sat out all practice, andthen when he went in, he tackled coach.

"DRILL KILLER!"

by ryhart November 4, 2007